Chuck Norris facts...

Datos sobre Chuck Norris: .... --Chuck Norris actually posesses the spear of destiny. It's his favorite toothpick. --Chuck Norris doesn't need to jumpstart a car. The car jumpstart itself out of fear. --Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'. --Stevie Wonder was the last peson to stare directly to the eyes of Chuck Norris. --Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun. --Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirth is too afraid of even touch or his clothes. --The only time when Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought that he made a mistake. --Chuck Norris does not exists. Existance is Chuck Norris imagination. --If at first you can't succeed, your obviously not Chuck Norris. --Chuck Norris doesn't use the Force, he uses the Fear. --The chief export of Chuck Norris is 'Pain'. --Nunchucks used to be called nunberrys. No one has ever dare ask what happen to Berry. --Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear outside of his pants. --Chuck Norris does not need a car. He's always where he needs to be. --Chuck Norris doesn't have a left hand or foot. They're always right. --Chuck Norris is like a diamond. He can't be destroyed and nobody questions his value. --God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work he created Chuck Norris to enforce it. --Chuck Norris can see air. --One time Chuck Norris took a piss in the desert. Now we have a quicksand. --Chuck Norris only jumped once because he decided that one grand canyon was enough. --Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just get bored of this dimension and goes to another.