Chuck Norris facts...#2

---People don't die in their sleep. They dream of Chuck Norris.
---Chuck Norris can win a Modern Warfare hardcore team deathmatch online 7,500 to 0 without his tv on.
---When J. Robert Oppenheimer said, "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." He was not referring to the atomic bomb, he was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
---Chuck Norris shakes the pillars of heaven just for the hell of it.
---Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
---Here's a question: Do you remember watching Chuck Norris as a kid? No... but he remembers watching you.
---Chuck Norris learned how to do a CPR, this way he can kill you, revive you and kill you again.
---When Chuck Norris takes a break of killing people, there will still be victims.
---Chuck Norris doesn't trim his beard, it does it on its own.
---When Chuck Norris goes to a fast food place, his order is ready before he walks in.
---When Chuck Norris goes fishing he doesn't bring a pole. He simply tells the lake if it doesn't pay up, it will be consequences.
---Chuck Norris can kill the 99% of all bacteria... as a warning to the other 1%.
---If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say, "Chuck Norris is a loser."
---Chuck Norris watches the news with eyes closed.
---Chuck Norris shed his skin, twice a year.
---Maslow's theory of higher needs doesn't apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
---When you ask Chuck Norris for directions, he'll give you a roundhouse-kick to the face and you'll land exactly where you need to be.
---Chuck Norris can spell his name... with NUMBERS.
---Godzilla feeds off of nuclear energy. Chuck Norris can feed off of Godzilla.
---Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
---Chuck Norris can play Xbox Live in a Sega Genesis.
---Chuck Norris is all finger and toes... in your face.
---The earth orbits the sun... but the sun orbits Chuck Norris.
---Attacking Chuck Norris is known by the law enforcemente as a 'suicide by Chuck.'
---An eclipse is just the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
---Earth does not rotate. It's just Chuck Norris Walking.
---If the axiom 'real men cry' is true then Chuck Norris is responsible for the existence of masculinity in the universe.
---Chuck Norris won a hot dog contest without eating.